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Diwali Jokes And Funny Sms In English

Then it is jokes if there’s 1 thing in this universe that makes everybody happy. I have not seen anybody in my entire life who and they do not like jokes, and even then they’re not of sound mind when there are people kind of individuals who do not like jokes. Most of us share a lot of jokes or memes together with our friends to have a wonderful laugh and as soon as it’s Happy Diwali time that would not prefer to see some happy Diwali jokes. Occasionally most of us try very much difficult to make a person smile, also if you’re a man or woman who’s looking for happy Diwali jokes, then you are at the ideal place because here I’ve uploaded trending and unique Diwali memes that you’ll like to talk about.

Diwali Jokes 2018

After a fantastic person said”laughter is the best medicine we’ve obtained in this world where we do not need to pay anything” and I totally agree with this quotation because whenever you are feeling low or wish to change your disposition. When it is Diwali, everybody wants to be happy and revel in the moment with their loved ones but we too much time on that day too and in the point exactly what you should do is to ship a few amusing, happy Diwali 2018 jokes for your friends which will offer you men joke pleasant laugh. I’ve observed several individuals who hunt for jokes or memes however they do not locate the distinctive ones, and that is why here I’ve uploaded the special jokes about Diwali 2018 that you will surely enjoy.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A’S
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

 

Send some crackers to those who criticize you.
Let them be enlightened this Diwali.

 

Flipkart- Big Billion Day Sale
Amazon- Great Indian Festival
Snapdeal- Unbox Diwali
eBay- what’s this!

 

Santa: How does a married man Celebrate a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad ??
No. By sending his wife To her parents’ place.

 

Seema to Neel: what is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?
Neel: didn’t know
Seema: “Diwa Lee”
Seema: What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwali?
Again Neel silent.
Seema: “Rango Lee”

 

Boy bought gift for his girlfriend…
Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??
Boy: you wanted stars na??
now sit on it and get lost !!

 

May this Diwali give you
Popularity Of Windows
Features of Linux
Independence of JAVA
Ease of Visual Basic
Power of Unix!
Happy Deepawali

 

 

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